Me explaining a book to my friend for the first time

  • Me: Okay so its about this guy... oh and he is just super cool...
  • Me: and he meets this girl. Oh she is just - oh well you will figure that out later. lets get back to the point.
  • Me: So they meet right and; Oh my gosh you should have seen how they met!!!!
  • Me: anyway......oh can i just say one thing?
  • Friend: umm.. i guess
  • Me: He- OH NO! i cant say you will have to figure it out by your self....
  • Me: so anyway.. they meet right and... ummm. and...uhhh... and..
  • Me: cant you just read the book? i suck at explaining
  • Friend: ....